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Silvador Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:44 pm Post subject: Things video games have taught me. |
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No matter from what height I jump, landing in a pile of straw/hey will always be safe.
Even in simple clothe clothing, being struck with a sword will only ever cause minor wounds.
No matter how close to death I am, I need only wait and my wounds will heal completely over time.
Regardless of the crimes I have committed, staying out of sight for long enough will make the authorities completely forget about me.
When I die, I'll wake up in bed. _________________
 
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Wolf Stride Rank: Super Veteran

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cheesecaked Rank: Super Veteran
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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different outfits gives you different powers.
enemies weak points are cliffs.
the princess isn't worth it if she keeps getting captured every 24 hours.
Hadouken. _________________ My Fursona http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=100410#100410
How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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"I'm gonna miss all the things we'll never do.
I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?" |
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Rune174 Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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You do not die, you just go back to the last checkpoint.
Leeroy Jenkins.
Doing a barrel roll is different than one in real life. _________________
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Tariel_Uhara Rank: Senior Member
Joined: 08 Apr 2012 Posts: 288
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:01 am Post subject: |
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No matter how damaged your car, a health kit will completely repair it.
Reloading a gun, as simple as doing it too fast to fail and with perfect accuracy.
Explosives don't destroy buildings.
Killing the bad guy with a good mole and ending it early, who thought of that idea? No one.
Lead bullets are healthy for you.
A knife will kill anything, even if it's just a suface wound.
Everyone's somehow a hero in the end. _________________ My fursona: Tariel Uhara
Forward Unto Dawn (open rp)
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Wolf Stride Rank: Super Veteran

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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:12 am Post subject: |
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Standing above a pile of ammo will immediately resuply empty clips without manually loading each round in.
Vehicles have a respawn timer of exactly 1 minute.
As long as someone has a defibrillator, your body can have more bullets than muscle tissue.
People have the ability to survive exactly two direct headshots.
You always have enough C4 to level the area, but not enough C4 to kill your enemies.
People can now carry more missiles and weapons that are twice their own body weight. _________________ http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=238903#238903- Wolf & Grimm!
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silverleaf Rank: Super Veteran

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cheesecaked Rank: Super Veteran
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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you can only summon a friend if you got a icon or picture of them and a number 1 or higher next to them and they only stay for like 10 to 5 seconds.
you can only swim in the 2nd,3rd or 4th game... mostly it's the 4th one.
you can kill a enemy by just stabbing them by the foot with a knife or a blunt weapon...
some one would always tell me about the option and save features
and pressing the action button to drop down.
finding bad guys means i'm going the right way.
If the final boss was too easy that means it might have a 2nd or 3rd form.
I can only save if I find these strange symbols, notepads, or shiney rotateing objects. _________________ My Fursona http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=100410#100410
How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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"I'm gonna miss all the things we'll never do.
I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?"
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dragonfly Rank: Super Veteran
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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that you can run for hours on end without ever getting tired
that i can kill any kind of animal without anyone even batting an eyelid
that i can hijack any kind of vehical and have perfect handleing of it without any experince what so ever
that screaming will grant me inhuman power
that i can destroy things that are insanely bigger larger and more powerfull then myself
that crashing my car and fliping it over i can easily escape it without any kind of hoffric injury
that animals can indeed talk and no one seems to freak out at all _________________ let my chains be broken so i can fly
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my fursona's details http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9362
ref pic of link the king cheetah http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7618854/ |
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Silvador Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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No matter how I am injured, my clothing will never tear or be ruined.
Poison can always be waited out.
Nobody cares if I rummage through chests that do not belong to me.
Killing any kind of animal will always yield money. _________________
 
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cheesecaked Rank: Super Veteran
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROZjaxT_0Hw alittle of topic but
it's funny.
oh play The Bard's Tale (2004) , they poke at the logic and breaking the forthwall in games alot.
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To tell if a zombie isn't dead, is by seeing if the head is moving
or seeing if theres a blood puddle under it.
Doctors don't follow or listen to you very well.
learning new skills is easy, you just buy them. _________________ My Fursona http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=100410#100410
How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?" |
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Silvador Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, A Bard's Tale is a very good game. Wouldn't mind seeing a second one. _________________
 
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Tariel_Uhara Rank: Senior Member
Joined: 08 Apr 2012 Posts: 288
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:18 am Post subject: |
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When you hit a certain amount of notes in a row, your hands catch on fire and your instrument sparks.
Avoid red barrels.
Cigars are perfect for the relaxing moment of victory.
Frogs are annoying.
Multiple answers always lead to the same to generic answers, yes or no.
Mushrooms make you taller.
Star power.
Colorful gems allow you to become more powerful.
Always keep one ring with you at all times, you'll be invincible.
Dead bodies disappear.
Fire kills instantly.
Chainsaw-guns are the sh*t!
Shotguns have sniper rifle capabilities.
Collect 100 of something, gain an extra life.
Enemies with the capability to kill you, never do it right from the start.
People can wait forever even when in dire need. _________________ My fursona: Tariel Uhara
Forward Unto Dawn (open rp)
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Caroline Royal Member of BonBon

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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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((Stupid Internet and making me post this twice... so now it loses some of its awesome.
That the only two things to survive a nuclear apocalypse.... rad roaches and Vegas.
No matter what, you can carry more than 1 backpack on your back.
That in a zombie apocalypse, you can't kick open a locked door, or climb up onto a car.
That an average game will keep me playing it, if Wendee Lee is one of the VAs.
Shoulders are vulnerable, and need the biggest pieces of armor.
The less something covers you physcially, the better it protects you. )) |
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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If I collect enough coins, I can get an extra life.
Picking up flowers will grant me the power to throw fireballs.
Anything in a mall can be used as an impromptu weapon, especially with duct tape.
Feathers will give me a giant cape and grant me flight.
Shouting really loud can blow people away or summon a dragon.
Striking down candles and chandeliers will always yield goodies and cash.
Whenever I see a rare animal, I must throw a ball at it to catch it.
Anyone can pick up a rocket launcher and use it like an expert in minutes. _________________ My Fursona
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Tariel_Uhara Rank: Senior Member
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:11 am Post subject: |
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Ammo is not interchangable, even if the two guns can shoot the same caliber bullet.
Everyone has a gps/radar.
People magically know your phone number/radio channel/codec number without you telling them.
Pointing a sword to the sky increases its power and allows it to shoot beams.
Different masks allow you to have different abilities.
Time is superfast.
Water is the computer's natural enemy.
Calling a specific number will give you a car, helicopter, health and armor, or decrease your wanted level.
Benches with two people on it make for a great hiding place.
Don't forget the parachute... Wait, what parachute?
Kicking people sends them into a zero-gravity field so you can get cool skillshots.
Zombies like LOUD NOISES!!! ...so shut up...
A big sword, two guns, white hair, and a good figure mean you are the coolest f***er ever.
Always carry a mask of some dude you don't know or have never seen, cuz you just might need to steal their clothes and look like them to get into certain areas. _________________ My fursona: Tariel Uhara
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