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Silvador
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 Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 2:36 pm Post subject: Star Wars parody. |
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So, a while back, on a forum I used to frequent, there was a thread dedicated to parodying that most iconic of iconic lines from Star Wars. It was filled with pages upon pages of some of the most hilarious repsponces I'd ever seen and I'd like to see what the members of this forum can come up with.
We all know how the line is supposed to go, "Luke, I am your father." But what I want you people to do is to think of an alternative line for Darth Vader to say; "Luke, <your line here>."
A couple of my favourites were:
"Luke, can I borrow a quarter."
"Luke, I am your sister." and
"Luke, there's a stone in my boot."
So, what can the members of PBB think up?
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"Luke, I need a condom."
"Luke, wipe my ass."
"Luke, your mother was a lesbian."
"Luke, I need your opinion on these drapes."
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| Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 4:32 pm Post subject: Re: Star Wars parody. |
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| Silvador wrote: | So, a while back, on a forum I used to frequent, there was a thread dedicated to parodying that most iconic of iconic lines from Star Wars. It was filled with pages upon pages of some of the most hilarious repsponces I'd ever seen and I'd like to see what the members of this forum can come up with.
We all know how the line is supposed to go, "Luke, I am your father." But what I want you people to do is to think of an alternative line for Darth Vader to say; "Luke, <your line here>."
A couple of my favourites were:
"Luke, can I borrow a quarter."
"Luke, I am your sister." and
"Luke, there's a stone in my boot."
So, what can the members of PBB think up? |
Luke! I am your father slash half brother slash twice remove of two different dads from one mother.
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"Luke, pull my finger"
"Luke, where's the beef?
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"Luke, this is your land lord. You still haven't returned my weed wacker."
Yeah i know, only one and its overly long. |
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Silvador
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:06 am Post subject: |
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| Evan_Himmel wrote: | "Luke, this is your land lord. You still haven't returned my weed wacker."
Yeah i know, only one and its overly long. |
It's a good one, though. There are several really good ones so far. More!
*tries to remember some others*
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Luke.... I forgot my lines!!
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"Luke, I think it's time I told you about the birds and the bees."
"Luke, could you move your X-wing? It's kinda blocking me in." |
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Luke, there's a spider on your shoulder.
Luke, I have a favor to ask.
Luke, can you babysit for me tonight?
Luke, I see dead people.
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